Testimonials  

(I've been collecting these for the last few zeptomillenia; and I decided I'd share these with all those inquiring minds. - SJ):

• "Great, all-around guy." - Cornelius ('Corn') Snodgrass the cat (Felis domesticus)
• "Always a dull moment.  One of a million.  You can always say enough about him." - W. A. Mozart (quoted in Vanity Fair) (Homo sapiens)
• "SHAA-MON!" - Michael Jackson (Homo ambiguus)
• "He's my master, what else can I say?  I mean, what can I say?" - Cumulonimbus the cat (Felis domesticus)
• "...and his jokes are NOT funny." - student evaluator, 1994 (Homo sapiens)
• "Tastes great, and less filling" - Skeeter Crawley (Culex pipiens)
• "Definitely an opium of the people in a nucular age." - Bubba ('Bubba') 'Smith' (Homo sapiens, inbred strain A)
• "What was the question?  Who?" - Bubba Sue Smith (Homo sapiens, inbred strain A; first cousin and aunt to Bubba ('Bubba') Smith)
• "Yeah, I know him, big burly fella.  Very athletic, very strong, linebacker type.  Swarthy complexion.  He tries to be funny, but he's not." -
• "I suppose I'm supposed to suppose this is a funny supposition." - Ogden Ash (Homo sapiens)
• "Almost every time I've spoken with him, something has happened that week!" - 
• "The man (and I use the term loosely) is a walking coincidence." - 
• "It's mildly interesting, but not really, how vehemently he terminates specimens of Taraxacum officianale and Plantago lanceolata from his personal environs." - 

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