About Me

College photos of my wife and I, circa 1981.

Biographical

Some current favorite sites on the web

• Entomology at Colorado State University
• Entomology at the University of Georgia (my alma mater)
• Faith-Science News at the ASA website
• The Retro Cocktail Hour
• They Might Be Giants
• HomestarRunner

Quotes: Email me if you know the origins of any of  the following quotes 

1. "I don't want the whole world - I just want your half."
2. "Always consolidate your garbage."
3. "I will not allow a man to die in the mud!"
4. "...and his jokes are NOT funny."
5. "Always behave yourself - you never know who knows your mother."
6. "Don't blame me if the guy's a nut."

What are people saying about moi?

1. "I've had a lot of professors in my life and, well...he's one of them." - current student
2. "He never met a goal that he could achieve" - Donald Chump (Homo inflatus)
3. “When the history of the twentyfirst century is finally written, the single most important individual of the period will be judged to be someone other than Stephen P. Jenkins.” – David Duke and Rev. Al Sharpton, eds., “Impersonal Prejudices: A Primer”.
4. "A dull luminescence in an otherwise shockingly brilliant department." - Dieter Sprockets (Homo forcertains)
5. "Next question." - O. J. Simpson (Homo sapiens)
6. "I once told that inconsequential personage to cease his babblings within my hearing." - student evaluator (Homo sapiens)
7. "That worthless Eeeediot!  Do you reeally think I'd spend my time commenting on heem!" - Ren (Canis familiarus chihuahuaensis)
8. "It depends on what the meaning of Steve is." - B. Clinton (Homo selfinflatus)
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